pussymonk

a man who is a worshiper of silent sex.

friend- you are a pussymonk.
you- thank you, i do enjoy silent sex

by vriizys November 7, 2022

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

by FABARM October 20, 2018

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

pussytongue

A hymenal tag. A bit of the hymen that sticks out like a tongue.

She was embarrassed about her pussytongue until she saw how many women have hymenal tags and enjoy them.

by biggiesss May 30, 2018

Pussyonthepedestalism

\ˈpu̇-sē-ˈȯn-thē-ˈpe-dəs-təl-ˈi-zəm\

Noun: Feminism

Greg: Hey Jon! Have you seen what those feminists downtown are talking about?

Jon: Yeah, it has nothing to do with equal rights for men and women, it has everything to do with pussyonthepedestalism.

Greg: Bitches.

Jon: Must be lesbians.

by JonnyWalker1 December 26, 2011

pussmonger

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.

"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"

by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

pussydocked

a man who has found a harbor, a temporary state of , a single mans excuse for not getting laid,

He is not going out with the guys as he is pussydocked.

by Ann Horvath December 20, 2006