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A blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women's menstrual period.
When Sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a pussy booger.
by Jay E. Griffin April 02, 2008
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When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.
I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.
by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 03, 2011
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a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the vagina

b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way

c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) "No, you didn't get me all wet. I've just god a bad case of pussybooger."

b) "Baby, I love you so much eyes brimming with tears, that I just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading "dream," "hope," "future," "forever;" the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.

"Yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. But how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you fucking grow a set already."

c) "Paul Wesley is NOT a pussybooger," said the pussybooger.
by phosda June 18, 2011
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A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.
After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.
by saps72 May 31, 2018
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