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Pussy Satchel 

When a female store snacks inside her vagina.
Got anything in your pussy satchel? Im hungry!

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.
My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

pussy stacker 

A game which involves stacking as many cats as you can until the pile falls over.
Man, are you bringing your cat over for pussy stacker at my place tonight?

puss-stache 

mustache style pubic hair on a female
eeee u seen tha puss-stache
puss-stache by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020

pussystachio

When nuts and a pussy are together, it makes a pussystachio.
Did you see that pussystachio last night
pussystachio by SamPayzant March 3, 2017

Pussystache 

When a man cums on the top of the females vagina so it looks like a moustache on the vagina
My boyfriend pussystached me last night
Pussystache by YEEOROPEEK October 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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