Pussystache

When a man cums on the top of the females vagina so it looks like a moustache on the vagina

My boyfriend pussystached me last night

by YEEOROPEEK October 2, 2017

pussyache

The soreness one feels after having vigorous and powerful sex. The muscles in and around the vulva are tired and sore from contracting and being worked by a very strong penis.

She had a hard time walking and sitting without feeling the incredible pussyache she acquired from the sensational scrump last evening. She didn't mind...

by Barry Flomar January 26, 2004

pusstache

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

Pusstache

A pussy mustache

I like your pusstache.

by Janos C February 27, 2011

pusstache

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008

pussy stache

an overabundance of pubic hair growing above or around a vagina or the stubbly regrowth in said area

Hey Tom, why don't you quit mowing the lawn and come help me shave my pussy stache?!

by steadhotbody October 11, 2005

pussystachio

When nuts and a pussy are together, it makes a pussystachio.

Did you see that pussystachio last night

by SamPayzant March 3, 2017