pussy possum 

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.

Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.

pussy possum by Morning Wood March 11, 2012

possum pussy 

A girl who rarely moves while doing the nasty. While having sex, one could confuse said party of being a dead possum. This does not include muscle spasms, or other contractions of the like.

Danny: How'd it go with that girl last night, Dave?

Dave: She just laid there like a dead fish.

Danny: That bitch sounds like a possum pussy!

possum pussy by Tenney 1-7 October 29, 2008

fat possum pussy 

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

fat possum pussy by shdh July 11, 2016

Possum Pussy 

When a woman's pussy is about to get fucked and it starts to hiss at you. Upon penetration the pussy goes dry and plays dead.

Damn Felicia your possum pussy is a phat turn off. Where is the lube...

Possum Pussy by Drizzller July 2, 2019

possum ear pussy 

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

possum ear pussy by possum chaser July 27, 2011