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pussy flu 

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough
omg he has pussy flu!!
pussy flu by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
The Pussy Flu by Koloda September 16, 2019

Chinese pussy flute 

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute
John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot

Pussy Fluffer 

A submissive, usually a cuckolded male, who performs oral sex on a dominant woman, prior to her having sex with another man, in order to make her sufficiently aroused and lubricated for sexual intercourse.
Mistress Julie's houseboy also doubled as her pussy fluffer. He would clean her luxurious apartment prior to her dates, and then ready his owner for sex with a well-hung bull by going down on her. The bull would take it from there. Sometimes the houseboy would watch his owner get pound fucked, while other times Mistress would send him out of the room.
Pussy Fluffer by Nigel Badman March 1, 2014

Pussy Fluff 

1.) noun: an accumulation of vaginal lint
2.) adj: a man who will not go after what he wants
1:) You can tell that man is a stud, he's got pussy fluff all up in his beard.
2:) John is a real pussy fluff for not asking his crush out.
Pussy Fluff by Darthvita April 20, 2015

Pussy Flust 

When someone is extremely angry or upset.
LOL dude I had sex with Eli's mom today.. He is SO Pussy Flust!
Pussy Flust by Pibbz January 2, 2014