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vampire pussy-mouse

Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.

Mouse pussy 

Person 1: wanna go watch some mouse pussy
Person 2: I’m taking the kids to my mothers house
Mouse pussy by Cancer moles December 17, 2018

Mouse Pussy 

A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
Mouse Pussy by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse Pussy 

A small, tight vagina (pussy)
"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
Mouse Pussy by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026