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Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos
Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.
Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

pusstachio 

To put ones finger up ones vagina and wipe it across another's upper lip or mouth.
Dude, Annabel fell asleep and just got pusstachio'd. I'm not ok with this...
pusstachio by greenjester March 29, 2010

Pusstachio  

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.
That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.
Pusstachio by ballsintitties January 6, 2009
A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.
Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!
Pustachio by MTS73 August 25, 2010

Pusstachio 

Ill get the pusstachio please
Pusstachio by Ssrrhh123 August 26, 2017

Pussychino 

A coffee with vanilla and whipped cream and sprinkles that frequently gets its ass kicked by black coffee primarily ordered by macho looking men.
“You see that body builder order that pussychino, what a tool”
Pussychino by Big Tim S November 6, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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