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Pushmataha
Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…
SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…
Pushmataha by Pushmataha October 21, 2022
pushmataha
The word used when you want someone to insert their thumb in your anus.
"By the end of the night, Dave had me screaming pushmataha."
"By the end of the night, Dave had me screaming pushmataha."
pushmataha by iamnotmikejones January 21, 2020
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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- Barack Obama
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