Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there
by Pushmataha May 02, 2023
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Beverly Hills Boombox

Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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Tardis

Tardis is my illegitimate love child who happens to be a lil’ touched in the head
“Tardis!!! Look alive ‘cuz right now you’re just a trip Dr. Who…”
by Pushmataha April 29, 2025
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skrabby

Janky’s Yankee cousin, Karen’s kid…
Janky and Skrabby went ‘round the outside, ‘round the outside yo…
by Pushmataha May 11, 2023
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pee patch

She was nothing but pee patch fool
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Docsymetrix

The practice of attempting to make surgical improvements on a person who is not symmetrically gifted by a plastic surgeon…Can also be spelled Docsymetricks for obvious reasons…
Karen was a straight-up Picasso face until she went to Dr. Dubrow…He pulled off sum real Docsymetrix on her, now she’s hot dude…
by Pushmataha July 07, 2023
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OGenius

OGenius
My Pops was a hood legend…A true savant OGenius…Feel me? If ya didn’t know…Well uhhh, now ya know
by Pushmataha January 27, 2023
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