Pushmataha's definitions
A person of seeming worth who consecutively chooses losers for sexual partners or relationship material
by Pushmataha May 25, 2023
Get the Dirtbaggermug. by Pushmataha April 29, 2025
Get the Tardismug. Euphemism gifted to Kitty Joy Beverly by her schizo voices meaning her body is graced with Beverly Hills and sum big ol’ speakers amongst blue collar tweekers…Zona trippin’ me far out er banksy can’t help this shit rhymes with spank me…Art class all day long, where’d my life go so wrong…hieronymous help her find people of shelter…I’ll see you the bullshit and raise you a rebar like crippled bodies in wheelchairs on foot they won’t get far…Separating bones from the fin to find treasures within Pushy Cat speaks in riddles while Deliverance fiddles…With dueling banjos how my mind works only God knows…It’s his private mystery shaped tragic in history…
This was the voices speaking of course:”She’s got A Beverly Hills Boombox body movin’ a fool in the pain Ted ladies all around me and you what the fuck we gonna do it like we live ‘till we die tied too…” Wut The hell is she saying? Pushmataha the Pushy Cat’s merely voice driven, this poor girl had no choices…locked down mentally ill, no longer faced with a pill…elephant tranked by the state, monthly injections don’t rate…behind masks she hid, mind you this was pre-covid…Wore one wrecking the van goat nothing else but a trench coat…Oh yeah, I just remembered this dumb ass drawing I did yesterday and I couldn’t stop laughing because of it…Sorry, stopped rhyming but the shit was so fucking stupid it was making me laugh again…It’s this drawing of a Paiasso clown girl that says born fool on her shirt but I thought, she’s really the nut juggler, that’s why all these assholes are orbiting her…The nut juggler…dumb as fuck but makes me laugh like a mother fucker…Laughter is the Schizo’s natural gift sum times…Sum times but I suck at math, the voices say I traded it for sum thing a long time ago…Fuck math’s overrated as shit anyway…Math rarely gets one laid or paid so who D fuck cares…So step sister porn flick and missin’ that good shit…
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
Get the Beverly Hills Boomboxmug. When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
by Pushmataha May 2, 2023
Get the Geezer Lunchmug. TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
Get the The Geezer Banditmug. Obeyshepard mystery holder
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
Get the Shockermug.