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Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there
by Pushmataha May 2, 2023
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Fuct-Off

The feeling Pushmataha feels when she sees the term “Beverly Hills Boombox” which is not a problem in and of itself but the problem lies with the fact that you posted the REAL author’s name in said meaning: Kitty Joy Beverly. See, this person has been declared acutely mentally ill by way of the Zonie (Arizona) court system due to being diagnosed a bi-polar/schizophrenic. So, Kitty Joy Beverly is having a VERY difficult time finding a job as prospective employers are discriminating against her due to said phrase and meaning. It is OBVIOUS through my phone records that I have attempted to contact you and had no luck. I want to make it clear that I LOVE the Urban Dictionary, have fully supported the Urban Dictionary but am now in a place where I need you to support Kitty Joy Beverly and remove her name from the meaning. I would prefer you keep the phrase but make her an anonymous participant so that she can get a job. If you do not comply with Pushmataha’s wishes she will be forced to pull ADA rank on you (look it up dumb ass, go D fuck ahead…you think you can make my life worse take a shot-like My fellow hillbilly Billy Ray what tha fuck says in Bad Santa…So take a shot if you’re stupid but ya come at the QUEEN ya best not miss…Sorta like Omar said on THE WIRE ‘CEPT YEAH, I SAID QUEEN NOT KING DUMB ASS ‘CUZ I’M TALKIN’ CHESS SPEAK, FEEL ME? Also, they didn’t have to do Brandon like that, am I right? An’ Bubs was the sh**.
I am so fuct-off that this BS makin’ me take time out from the Pushmataha Space Cadet movement… I should throw on my Pakelika mask and take a drive to clear mine head
by Pushmataha November 16, 2022
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Oldje

A strain of geezer porn you can find on porn sites abundantly…
Oldje’s got him one he does…Check out that shit eating grin yo
by Pushmataha April 3, 2024
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free range children

Kids runnin’ wild, having fun with absentee or oblivious parenting.
Shari’s grandkids are free range children-they’re str8-up Bebe’s kids yo!!!
by Pushmataha April 14, 2023
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Fruise

Equivalent to a fur bruise…Accomplished by rubbing your pets fur backwards against the grain
Hims so fiesty’cuz I fruised him my Geezer Bandit boy
by Pushmataha October 25, 2022
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Pushmataha

Pushmataha Riggs Warfield, a Pushy Cat avoiding Tommy the Cat despite calling him charismatic and charming in the alleyway lined with muppets dining with Oscar at the trash can bar-b-que amid dumpster girl’s belongings long gone bad but not forgotten, redone in a new way back to black bull riding bare up the butt, snuck, stuck…Well…Just another feral pushy cat aka the Skull Capped Monkey in a world of shit aka the Slaine Shocker of Schizo posing as a sweet ass in a Jason mask aka Weirdly, the Geezer Bandit’s Greenlit Girl from another world…Maybe Earth, maybe the world, no…It’s definitely the planet Wearth…Hogtied and branded in a place a feline don’t belong in a 1980 rehab sipping Kendall Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon…The fully intended love child of a murderer and a maniac madman…
SUM believe that Pushmataha is merely a city in BFE Oklahoma…But the peace pipe on the flag should prompt you to do the math mother fuckers…Synesthesia style with numbers glowing as colors, the number 4 screams orange of course because the Queen’s Day is Dutch so break out the fucking linoleum and wear a carrot helmet as you sing along while the DJ throws a Zong…No…Pushmataha is a person…The Pushy Cat crawling through Mugwump Jism as insurgents bomb the bass so that she can stitch fish bones as eyebrows on the guilded Pakelika mask covering Paiasso painted front side grinding a hustle hard as hell to get to Mary Jane at the altar of Opium for the Masses…Pushmataha…Weilds a penniless paintbrush starving artist bi-hawk bull rider of the apocalypse negro-observing those damned blue collar trailer park girls bragging about abortions at the bar-b-que because Oh Shit’s just like me, ‘cuz he crazy Chloe so tie me to the ceiling in gravity boots built for panty melters and car alarms…R.I.P. Dumpster Girl gone but fuck forgotten like my hero the murdered madman…I’m sorry Ms.Jackson that you are missing in action like the words from that 9 Mm song; I wish I would’ve met you but now it’s a little late about Dude who blew his brains out on TV ‘cuz he was embezzling and caught…I say Hey Man Nice Shot…Only it was a hot shot…
by Pushmataha October 21, 2022
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