purrmit 

To allow a cat to do.

We purrmit scratching of old furniture, but not new furniture.

purrmit by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018

purrito 

traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug

"Booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!"

purrito by Booger! February 20, 2008

Purrniture 

(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats. 2. A being for cats to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats to stand upon whilst demanding petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.

Fifi yawned sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while getting her tummy rubbed.

Spartacus stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.

Purrniture by Kittehslave42 September 30, 2012

purrmission 

The consent to allow "physical socializing" (petting, cuddling, etc.) that a cat gives you by emitting his classic "contented thunder" sound, letting you know that he's "in the mood for lovies".

Our new kitten is somewhat high-strung, so I always make sure to get purrmission before I pick him up.

purrmission by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Purrito 

A burrito for cats!

Doug: Hey everyone, what kind burrito does a cat eat?! A purrito!

Will: Well what did the sheep say about that joke? Baaaaaad!

Doug:*cries*

Purrito by bananaphone123 February 26, 2009

purrito 

A pussy burrito.
As in, a cat wrapped up in a tortilla.

Laura: My .. hunormous cat that doesn't stop meowing. :(
Elliot: Make him into a burrito.
Laura: A purrito. Haha.

Elliot: I could seriously eat a purrito right now.

purrito by Laura the Almighty One April 15, 2008