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Purple-Headed yogart slinger

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

one eyed purple yogurt slinger 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

purple yogurt 

oh daddy put that purple yogurt all in me
purple yogurt by daddyxoxox November 8, 2017

Purple yogert 

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.
My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.
Purple yogert by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

purple yogurt slinger 

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole