puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

puppy dick by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Dick Puppy 

A fool with no pride

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.

Dick Puppy by BLeez September 2, 2011

ur puppy dog a dick hog 

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

ur puppy dog a dick hog by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

poppy dick 

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.

Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*

poppy dick by gman berg March 28, 2017

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

poop dick pappy by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

puppylick 

Puppylicking is used by Puppyshippers; people who ship Sirius Black/Remus Lupin of the Harry Potter books together, and is used in a loving manner, often between friends. One puppyshipper may puppylick a friend, but the friend, if not a puppyshipper, cannot puppylick back. It's most often used in the Fiction Alley Remus/Sirius ship threads.

Yvonne's fangirling the puppies was so cute, she just had to be puppylicked.

Anna gave Beth a puppylick.

puppylick by Cazzy-Tchan January 3, 2009

puppyduck 

A bat.

Origin: bats look like puppies with wings BAM puppyduck

Did you see them there puppyducks come out of the cave back yonder?

I shore did pa! Just like in the movies!

puppyduck by Seperate Piece May 26, 2018