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puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis
sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face
puppy dick by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009
Words you can keep

Dick Puppy 

A fool with no pride
Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.
Dick Puppy by BLeez September 2, 2011

ur puppy dog a dick hog 

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.
Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

poppy dick 

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.
Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*
poppy dick by gman berg March 28, 2017

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

puppylick 

Puppylicking is used by Puppyshippers; people who ship Sirius Black/Remus Lupin of the Harry Potter books together, and is used in a loving manner, often between friends. One puppyshipper may puppylick a friend, but the friend, if not a puppyshipper, cannot puppylick back. It's most often used in the Fiction Alley Remus/Sirius ship threads.
Yvonne's fangirling the puppies was so cute, she just had to be puppylicked.

Anna gave Beth a puppylick.
puppylick by Cazzy-Tchan January 3, 2009

puppyduck 

A bat.

Origin: bats look like puppies with wings BAM puppyduck
Did you see them there puppyducks come out of the cave back yonder?

I shore did pa! Just like in the movies!
puppyduck by Seperate Piece May 26, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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