puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Dick Puppy

A fool with no pride

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.

by BLeez September 2, 2011

ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018

poppy dick

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.

Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*

by gman berg March 28, 2017

poop dick pappy

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

puppylick

Puppylicking is used by Puppyshippers; people who ship Sirius Black/Remus Lupin of the Harry Potter books together, and is used in a loving manner, often between friends. One puppyshipper may puppylick a friend, but the friend, if not a puppyshipper, cannot puppylick back. It's most often used in the Fiction Alley Remus/Sirius ship threads.

Yvonne's fangirling the puppies was so cute, she just had to be puppylicked.

Anna gave Beth a puppylick.

by Cazzy-Tchan January 3, 2009

puppyduck

A bat.

Origin: bats look like puppies with wings BAM puppyduck

Did you see them there puppyducks come out of the cave back yonder?

I shore did pa! Just like in the movies!

by Seperate Piece May 26, 2018