puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Dick Puppy

A fool with no pride

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.

by BLeez September 2, 2011

ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.

Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.

by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018