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no-pocalypse 

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.
I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!
no-pocalypse by kathcom October 4, 2011

Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
Fem-pocalypse by GlennyJ December 17, 2013

Popocalypse 

When a society at large knows more about pop-culture than their own history.

One of the many signs of the apocalypse.
Friend: Most Americans can't name the last six presidents, but they can tell you the names of the last six American Idol winners.

Me: I know. It's the effing popocalypse.
Popocalypse by canned hiss March 9, 2009

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010

poopocalypse 

A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers.
If the boss finds out you called in sick and went to the beach all day it'll be the poopocalypse.

If dad finds that bag of pot hidden in your room there's gonna be a poopocalypse.
poopocalypse by DaveNW May 23, 2006

picocalypse 

When the desi gay group chat sends too many pics instead of typing like regular humans
Damn bro the picocalypse last night was huge I still haven't gone through all the snaps