punus

a pun that involes a penis or something penis related.

man 1 "Great to see some of that true Tory spunk coming back into politics. Well done."
man 2 "haha nice punus!"

by dave vos nov January 22, 2011

Pünüs

A simplified way of asking for a blowjob, created by adding 'u' onto penis. The second U was added purely for flair.

Pünüs?

by Bighandharry November 7, 2019

Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle

User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in

by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015