Punkologist

A bitchass dude that has made being a punk an art form. Displays all or most of the following:

1. Does not take responsibility for his actions
2.feels the need to forcibly assert manhood through verbal reminders or physical abuse.

3. His fashion sense leans towards the feminine side with clothing such as skinny jeans.

4. Often is not financially, socially or emotionally responsible.

5. Exudes catty behavior such as gossiping, frequent audible crying, picking fights over small matters

6. Throws tantrums like a toddler.

These behaviors tend to be life long and only get more intense as loved ones cater to the behaviors and the study of punkism continues.

Your boy is such a wuss, I believe he is a certified punkologist

by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

pantologist

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

punologist

A player of words, a mangler of the English language. Best avoided.

Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?

by The Occupant February 28, 2008

purpologist

A regular pot head. Mainly of the "purp"... Also The derb.... the derby..the sack derby

IM a purpologist..Im a professional pot head

by chance mcmalara December 13, 2006

Plakologist

Origin: Greek / a.k.a. "O Plakatzis"
Meaning: The precise art of laying tiles.

Can be found in the Yellow Pages under "O Kostas"

"Pare ton Plakatzi tilefono na'rthei na mas ftiaksei ta plakakia stin kouzina"

by Da Chris November 21, 2004

Peniologist

A person who studies peniology.

The peniologist stopped in to check out when my penis was swollen and hard.

by cavecrickets March 5, 2009

Pussologist

A male with in depth knowledge of the female genitalia and heterosexual sex practices. Often provides advice to the sexually challenged through anecdotes, diagrams and group porn viewing sessions. Can typically be found napping on the couch. Should you need immediate assistance "fuck your life"

Guy: I don't know why I can't get my girl off.
Friend: You should go wake up the Pussologist.

by LarkSpark October 17, 2008