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A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.
My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.
Punkle by roo May 11, 2004
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n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?

Plans are for losers.

Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
punkle by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
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A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.
"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle
Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Punkweed 

From the Canterbury Scene progressive rock group "Caravan" on 1971 album "In the Land of Grey and Pink". Most likely a slang term used to describe a plant somewhat similar to tobacco. According to the song "In the Land of grey and Pink", the fantasy substance may be smoked in a similar fashion as tobacco or cannabis.
"...We'll pick our fill of punkweed, and smoke it 'till we bleed; that's all we'll need." --- "In the Land of Grey and Pink" (1971, Caravan)
Punkweed by David M. L. June 11, 2006

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.
John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper
Kninkie Puckle by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.
"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"
pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.
Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer
punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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