Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.

My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.

Punkle by roo May 11, 2004

punkle

n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.

How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?

Plans are for losers.

Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.

punkle by gnostic3 August 31, 2022

Phunkle 

A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.

"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle

Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Punkweed 

From the Canterbury Scene progressive rock group "Caravan" on 1971 album "In the Land of Grey and Pink". Most likely a slang term used to describe a plant somewhat similar to tobacco. According to the song "In the Land of grey and Pink", the fantasy substance may be smoked in a similar fashion as tobacco or cannabis.

"...We'll pick our fill of punkweed, and smoke it 'till we bleed; that's all we'll need." --- "In the Land of Grey and Pink" (1971, Caravan)

Punkweed by David M. L. June 11, 2006

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.

John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper

Kninkie Puckle by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.

"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"

pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.

Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer

punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015