Puddalingus 

The art of eating a cat.

Unlike CUNNILINGUS, the art of eating pussy.

The dumb boy was trying Puddalingus with the Family cat.

Puddalingus by Erik el Rojo January 2, 2019

Predalingus 

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.

"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!

Predalingus by cipher_d June 10, 2009

punkalingus

A punk; generally owns a slow Honda with a shiny muffler

I had to take out a few punkalinguses on the way to the track tonight.

punkalingus by raul March 24, 2003