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punk_monkey 

A sexy woman from IGN.
Have buttseckz with me Punk_Monkey!

Punk_Monkey 

She's not that attractive and I'm not even entirely sure that she's not a he but hey I'm Kajan97 so I'm used to surprises!
Instead of sucking my dad off as usual every Saturday at 7pm sharp I think I'll ask that Punk_Monkey babe on a date!
What have I got to lose other than more dignity when she either rejects me or I found out what she's sticking in my ass isn't her tongue but a giant penis attached to her pelvic region?!!
Punk_Monkey by Kajan97 September 24, 2004

punk_monkey 

an ugly slut from ign
man have you seen that punk monkey? yeah meng shes a slut yo! of course G.
punk_monkey by punk money blows April 14, 2004

punk monkey 

Juvenile neighborhood nuisance; usually characterized by rudeness and general disregard for other people and property.

Other characteristics could include stealing, smoking, drinking, destruction, loudness and swearing.
That punk monkey broke my fence again. Those punk monkies are throwing rocks at cars, call the cops!
punk monkey by daarkraine February 1, 2006

Punk Monkey 

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
Punk Monkey by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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