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Punk_Monkey 

A girl on IGN who is the target of much hate from prepubescent teenagers who will never get laid. Mostly from a board called the vestibule.

Due to many especially patethic posters who have saved her pictures to photobucket accounts, she is often called an attention whore despite the fact she seldom posts pictures.
Punk_Monkey owns you all.
Punk_Monkey by i win December 15, 2004
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punk_monkey 

A sexy woman from IGN.
Have buttseckz with me Punk_Monkey!

Punk_Monkey 

She's not that attractive and I'm not even entirely sure that she's not a he but hey I'm Kajan97 so I'm used to surprises!
Instead of sucking my dad off as usual every Saturday at 7pm sharp I think I'll ask that Punk_Monkey babe on a date!
What have I got to lose other than more dignity when she either rejects me or I found out what she's sticking in my ass isn't her tongue but a giant penis attached to her pelvic region?!!
Punk_Monkey by Kajan97 September 24, 2004

punk_monkey 

an ugly slut from ign
man have you seen that punk monkey? yeah meng shes a slut yo! of course G.
punk_monkey by punk money blows April 14, 2004

punk monkey 

Juvenile neighborhood nuisance; usually characterized by rudeness and general disregard for other people and property.

Other characteristics could include stealing, smoking, drinking, destruction, loudness and swearing.
That punk monkey broke my fence again. Those punk monkies are throwing rocks at cars, call the cops!
punk monkey by daarkraine February 1, 2006

Punk Monkey 

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
Punk Monkey by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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