You do a pink monkey when you say something that has no link at all with the subject of a conversation. It is always surprising, (even sometimes shocking) and people do not know what to say then.
"-Yesterday, my grand father died.
- Oh I'm sorry for you... I love chocolates...
-... That was a big pink monkey!"

"I love chocolates" is a pink monkey
by fucking french November 13, 2009
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Used to describe a woman's pussy or vagina because of its large flappy lips and tendency to drool when hungry
Damn bro your new Asian girl is bomb, you tapped that yet?

Yeah man just last night but her pink monkey was so tight I thought it was gonna bite my dick off!!
by sirhamsterlot February 01, 2013
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