punctuicon 

From "punctuation emoticon": A smiley used in addition to or instead of traditional punctuation, intended to introduce extra meaning on top of the literal meaning of the sentence in a nonverbal manner.

I told Mike online that he should go DIAF, but I ended my IM with a smiley punctuicon so he wouldn't think I was really that mad at him:

"Go DIAF Mike:)"

punctuicon by MatthiasFW June 5, 2007

Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

punctufontanellephobia 

The fear of puncturing the soft spot on the top of a newborn baby's head.

I can't hold the baby, I have punctufontanellephobia.

punctufontanellephobia by Dr. Science Jr. December 30, 2009

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

punction by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

punctional 

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.

Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.

punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017

Punction

To be passively aggressively attacked through the use of proper punctuation, usually over text.

Related words include puntioned, punctioning.

Bro 1: "she texted back bro"
Bro 2: "what'd she say man"
Bro 1: " she said 'Hope you have fun.'"
Bro 2: "You just got punctioned man"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 9, 2022