A term given to a person, usually a man, that has an excruciating characteristic, usually physical, that makes you unwillingly want to deck them in the face. They pretty much look like huge assholes, you'll know one when you see one. They may not necessarily be an asshole. Jack Nicholson and AJ Pierzynski have intense punch me faces.

"I got fired from work today."
"No shit? Why?"
"I don't know, my boss just has this punch me face."

Punch Me Face by ShaneP!!! July 5, 2007

Punch me in the face

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

Punch me in the face by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018

Punch Me Up The Butt

phrase used negatively when saying "fuck me up the ass" is not appropriate.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.

"DUDE i have to go to a debate tournament instead of a rave. Punch Me Up The Butt"

"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"

Punch Me Up The Butt by Lil Ton February 20, 2008

punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

punch me in the fucking face by eliotores October 20, 2010

Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch me harder Kyle by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

Punch Me I Bleed

Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense

Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................

Punch Me I Bleed by Amp020115 March 20, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026