pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).

That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.

pumpkin sex by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008

pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.

Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.

pumpkin sex by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex 

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

Pumpkin Sexface 

This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.

Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."

Pumpkin Sexface by Noremac1981 June 4, 2017

sexy man pumpkin 

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.

I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!

sexy man pumpkin by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020

Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

Pumpkinsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.

*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.

Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.

Pumpkinsexual by horror-core-900 June 15, 2019