pulpie

A reader of non-electronic books.

Damn! The pulpies have taken up every seat in the cafe.

pulpie by CaptainZero1969 September 8, 2012

Score puppies 

(exclamation) a phrase used to express a strong feeling of excitement and astonishment

1. Score puppies! I just got a promotion at work!

2. I can’t believe I just won the raffle! Score puppies!

Score puppies by not_an_alien March 18, 2021

Sad Puppied 

When an group of insiders have held a particular authority for a long period of time are suddenly faced by a revolt not just of designated 'bad people' but of everyone in the same field tired of their constant refrains of being 'oppressed' despite their being the actual oppressors and suddenly and brutally lose their previous authority.

Yeah, they got Sad Puppied and are now threatening to take their ball and go home

Sad Puppied by Skua September April 10, 2015

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level

Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.

knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009

Pupienus 

A Roman emperor, one of many known as "The Barracks Emperors" which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. Pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from February to May 238 a.d.

His fuckin' name sounds like Poopy Anus, man. Best emperor ever.

Guy #1: Dude I just shat, i have a Pupienus.
Guy #2: You mean you have a fairly insignificant Roman emperor?
Guy #1: Yeah.

Pupienus by Schlong McFondle May 8, 2007

puppies 

Puppies are cute little things. They like to play and have fun well most of them. Puppies and dogs are both awesome

Puppies are awesome and dogs

puppies by Mangeldash May 19, 2018

Pulkies 

Fat baby thighs whose squishability is infinite.

Abby loves to squish the pulkies.

Pulkies by Abby's boy March 14, 2011