pulling a van 

getting yourself into terrible unlucky situations over and over again,

being "that guy" at a party
having everyone tell stories about your unluckyness

eneded up pulling a van the other night, went over to a girls dorm hopin to get lucky and the night ended with her hooking up with her ex well I was in the room

pulling a van by jamesanddan March 15, 2011

Pulling-A-Van 

VERB, Meaning to: promise to meet up only to (at the last minute) make up a false and clearly absurd excuse

Bob: I hear Tiffany is going to pass through tonight
Frank: Yo i havent seen her since college!
Marie: Tiffany just called she said she was on her way but her car just broke into pieces!
Bob: I think tiffany is pulling-a-van!

Pulling-A-Van by Semtex1010 January 26, 2014

Pulling a Vanjay 

When you know you have the right answer but you put up your hand anyway and ask the question in a way that proves your knowledge. Typicaly it is a "quick queston".

Teachers Pet:So teacher if I multiply 0.5 by 2 then square it then take its reciprocal and finally take its cubic root will i get one?
Anyone: Yo that fuck is pulling a vanjay

Pulling a Vanjay by Whoever you want meto be man! February 3, 2008

Pulling a VanWychen

Jerking off in a car full of people.

I caught my homie in the back seat pulling a VanWychen

Pulling a VanWychen by DjMichael April 21, 2021

Pulling a Vandreal 

On the WoW role playing server "Conquest of the Horde", a guild named Demonifuge had a roll combat system where mages had the ability to cast "Netherwind." A spell that would be an instant crit upon rolling over 20 but if you fail, you will end up summoning more enemies. During one of these combat situations, a character named Vandreal managed to cast an AoE (Area of Effect) netherwind and rolled a 19, resulting in summoning a large group of imps. This was a giant fail and lulz were had. Since then, the act of failing hard at casting Netherwind is now known as "Pulling a Vandreal."

Random mage 1 summons the powers of Netherwind to aid him against the enemies who surround him. He rolls 19. Random mage 1 has summoned a large group of imps from missing the spell. Random mage 1 has succeeded with pulling a Vandreal

Random mage 2 comments "Dayum! You just pulled a Vandreal!"

Pulling a Vandreal by Roxas65 May 6, 2011

Pulling A Vanessa

Normally found in sporty girls, when a woman wears a sports bra over her wire bra. This sounds ridiculous but it's actually comfortable as fuck and makes your boobs look nice and perky.

Girl 1: why are you pulling a vanessa

Girl 2: because i feel lazy but perky.

Girl 1: so its like the best of both worlds

Girl 2: fuck yea

Pulling A Vanessa by UndeadSnoopy September 3, 2013

Pulling a Vanna

To be in relationship with somebody and then they want to be friends. This is when they really mean that they never talk to you and avoid you as much as possible

Friend* yo dude i heard isabelle and you are friends
me* nah bruh, she is Pulling a Vanna and dipped

Pulling a Vanna by Pappa Ben May 14, 2018