pull a mason

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.

fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...

by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

To Pull A Mason

Exceed 30 waifu's in one session

"I have pulled a Mason! I have 7 waifu's!" "No, to pull a Mason you need to have 30 or more"

by Completely UNORIGNAL January 5, 2019

Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Pull A Malone

the act of getting home renovations paid for by the insurance company by blowing up faucets

Kyle's kitchen faucet exploded so he decided to pull a Malone and is getting a whole new first floor

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018