An offensive word used in Malaysia. It means 'mother's cunt'. Often directed to another person (pukimak kau!), and sometimes used as a general expression of anger (pukimak!!!!). Almost similar in usage to the word 'fuck' in English. Though not literally similar.
While jogging, Abu's ass got bitten by a dog. He screamed, "pukimak!!!!!"
A beverage containing the mixture of Panda cum and Tobasco sauce, with a zest of soggy squid nipples. The consistency of this drink is usually debated between muddyconcrete or aged duck butter.
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Maoriword for stomach/belly. Often used as an affectionate term for a chubby belly.
For a larger belly, the term would be "puku nui" (lit. big belly).
Pukunui was also a character in a series of cartoon books. He was (obviously) rather fat, and used to get around with his friend Moata Moa.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.