plkum
Person A: "I went to the plkum orchard today"
Person B: "the what?"
Person A: "sorry, typo. plum orchard*"
Person B: "the what?"
Person A: "sorry, typo. plum orchard*"
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cum plumber
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
plumbus
First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.
nanny plum
Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me
Unsuspecting public: sure mam
Nanny plum : tee hee hee
Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
Unsuspecting public: sure mam
Nanny plum : tee hee hee
Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017
job de plume
When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."
The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.
job de plume by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013