A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom
bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free
will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and
God. She aspires to earn a Ph.
D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare
time, you
may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).
Henry Cole: "why does Moss
Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and
tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."