psychochen 

someone who makes dogs pee on the keyboard

argh you're a psychochen!!!
your dog emdah just peed on the keyboard.
all because you made him do it.

psychochen by thecharacterwannie July 14, 2022

psychotherapish

An adjective describing an action or statement likely to come from a psychotherapist.

Won’t you please spare me the psychotherapish lingo?

psychotherapish by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

psychoceramics

the study of crackpots and crackpot phenomena. This
includes things such as weird science and pseudoscience, bizarre
religion, kooky solutions to the world problem and other things

Robert Pirsig's MOQ (Metaphysics of Quality).

psychoceramics by TimD May 3, 2005

psychochondriac 

A person who is self-diagnosed with multiple psychological disorders. Examples include OCD, Autism, Munchausen syndrome by proxy, Tourette's syndrome, ADHD, Bipolar disorder, and Agoraphobia.

Because Bob is a psychochondriac, he called his doctor and requested medication after watching the Dateline special on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

psychochondriac by seahawkfan71 June 30, 2009

psychotherapy 

an incredibly expensive process whereby you end up talking more about yourself than you ever thought possible, while learning virtually nothing and becoming increasingly entrenched in your skewed view of reality... or, if it works (which it sometimes does!) a sublime experience of subtle revelation, insight and healing that enables you to be a fuller, happier human who moves more freely through the world than you ever thought possible...

he spent a fortune on psychotherapy, but he's just become more self-obsessed...

or

i'd never have been able to really love my kids if it hadn't been for psychotherapy -

psychotherapy by embaby December 24, 2008

psychotherapist 

A specialized psychologist.

My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

psychotherapist by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

psychochondria 

Parallel to hypochondria - a person who is abnormally anxious about their mental health. Someone who will self-diagnose themselves and/or state they have multiple psychological "disorders" either all at once or continuously over time.

My girlfriend, Debbie Downer, thinks she has BED, ADD, OCD and bi-polar depression but she's never been to a doctor. I'm pretty sure she's just likes to eat, is lazy but likes things in order and is a party pooper. It's probably just a case of psychochondria.

psychochondria by Wordsworthl3ss March 27, 2016