psychoceros 

The conjunction of "psycho" and "rhinoceros"

When first being pounded, it starts out as a hot item, after which large amounts of fat layers itself on until becoming rhinoceros sized, much like the Michelin Man in naked appearance, basically due to personal psychotic issues with the past, present and future.

Other characteristics: extremely bad driver, broke as a joke (and always will be), enjoys nus action.

"Why don't you go ahead and bring Psychoceros over to the crib?"

"Never"

psychoceros by Nego G May 2, 2006

psychoceros 

a lifeform which can be found in the surrounds of seattle, washington. characterized by its large size and lack of good judgement. is often found to be eating food slathered in ranch dressing.

I quickly entered the restaurant such that no one would realize I was associated with the psychoceros whose car had just careened into the parking lot.

psychoceros by Ronkie May 2, 2006

psychoceramics

the study of crackpots and crackpot phenomena. This
includes things such as weird science and pseudoscience, bizarre
religion, kooky solutions to the world problem and other things

Robert Pirsig's MOQ (Metaphysics of Quality).

psychoceramics by TimD May 3, 2005

psychoneurosis 

minor mental disorder characterized by inner struggles and disturbed social relationship

Cj said he has been feeling a lot of anxiety and insomnia lately. I told him he might have psychoneurosis.

psychoneurosis by Ashley Barron January 9, 2009

psychochristian 

noun. Pejorative title for a right-wing, obsessively religious Christian. Usually such a person will be self descibed as "born-again" by thier Christian faith. Often, but not exclusively, associated with the Southern Baptist denomination. See Also Jesus Freak.

Jerry Falwell is the biggest psychochristian out there.

psychochristian by matt sigl June 11, 2006

psychocrisis 

someone who constantly has social crisises and feels their life can no longer go on because nothing ever works out and everyone is out to get them

Karlee and Danielle are both psychocrisistic.

psychocrisis by Anonymous May 29, 2003

Psychoceramics

1) lit. Mind`ceramics so no meaning at all really.

2) n. pl. A clumsy, misconstrued neologism for crackpots

3) Insulting people expressing non-conformist beliefs by those jealous of the fact that the non-conformists are so much more respected than they are despite having done exactly what they were told to do for over twenty years and gotten nothing for it.
Usually done by small groups in pseudo-elite corners of the internet. Probably requires an initiation involving group masturbation to an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

Psychoceramicist: "Some pots are made out of ceramic so lets pointlessly add a Greek prefix and pretend psychoceramics actually means something! Eureka!"

Thompson is a successful psychoceramicist. His attacks on one group of people who don't know he exists using ideas perpetrated by another group who don't care that he exists go completely unnoticed.

Psychoceramicist alpha: "Ha ha. David Icke is a poop."
Psychoceramicist beta: "I know but some how knowing doesn't make me any happier with myself."
Psychoceramicist alpha: <Cries while Psychoceramicist beta cries too and masturbates on his back>
Psychoceramicist alpha and beta: <between sobs> "bazinga!"

Psychoceramics by Murdered Bill Cooper June 23, 2011