an incredibly expensive process whereby you end up talking more about yourself than you ever thought possible, while learning virtually nothing and becoming increasingly entrenched in your skewed view of reality... or, if it works (which it sometimes does!) a sublime experience of subtle revelation, insight and healing that enables you to be a fuller, happier human who moves more freely through the world than you ever thought possible...
he spent a fortune on psychotherapy, but he's just become more self-obsessed...

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i'd never have been able to really love my kids if it hadn't been for psychotherapy -
by embaby April 4, 2007
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A process in which you discuss your personal problems with a "psychotherapist\" who is unable to do anything about it. Not to be confused with psychiatry, in which you're given prescription medications in hope that your life improves.
Don't pay attention to anything you hear about psychotherapy -- IT DOESN'T WORK!!!
by Joan M May 4, 2007
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1. After seeing a psychotherapist.

2. When your psychotherapist pees on you.

3. Psychotherapy and psychotherapist happen durring and psychotherapist is what happens after.
1. I've seen my psychotherapist, now I've been psychotherapied.

2. I made my psychotherapist laugh until he psychotherapied.

3. I am psychotherapied.
by Russell Eugene Corey June 9, 2007
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is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.
Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?
by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017
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