pseudocool 

Pseudocool -

the act of being socially divergent by choice of action, words, or deeds.
the choice of disavowing social norming or norms in favor of personal choice, expression, and freedoms.

When it comes to politics, I am pseudocool.
Today, I did the pseudocool thing by choosing to wear non-matching clothes

pseudocool by PseudoCool September 25, 2013

pseudoceleb 

A known personality who is only or mostly famous for their work on reality TV, getting pics taken by the paparazzi, putting out sex tapes and/or going on multiple talk shows. Someone who is famous and/or talked about without actually having any talent or actual career other than being and promoting themselves. A person who is famous only for being well known.

Paris Hilton is a prime example of being a pseudoceleb. The housewives on Bravo are pseudocelebs. Snooki and the Jersey Shore cast are all pseudocelebs. Scott Disick is a hanger on Kardashian and lives off being a pseudoceleb by hosting parties at nightclubs. Many has been famous people drift into being pseudocelebs when they get desperate for attention and/or money.

pseudoceleb by angelofdevs May 22, 2013

pseudocode 

Pseudocode is a description of a computer programming algorithm that uses the structural conventions of programming languages, but omits detailed subroutines or language-specific syntax. It can also refer to a high level 'language' whose aim is to generalise the logic and program flow of a computer program

An example of how pseudocode differs from regular code is below.

Regular code (written in PHP):

<?php
if (is_valid($cc_number)) {
execute_transaction($cc_number, $order);
} else {
show_failure();
}
?>

Pseudocode:

if credit card number is valid
execute transaction based on number and order
else
show a generic failure message
end if

pseudocode by georgi July 24, 2006

Pseudopoo 

The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".

If it weren't for the pseudopoo, I'd probably have to take up smoking just to get through the day.

Pseudopoo by ArtAdams May 16, 2010

pseudopoon 

A post-op tranny puss.

Ever since Janet had her sex change, she's been slingin' that pseudopoon all over town. She still gets her bussy wrecked, too!

Pseudopoons bring spit roasting to a whole new level!

pseudopoon by GetUpInThatBussy September 11, 2015

Pseudocooter

Background:
Gannon University thrives on the idea that "Diversity Matters." Despite this, all girls currently enrolled as a Gannon student are rated on the Pseudocooter scale.

Definition:
Pseudocooter (n.) su-dough-coo-ter: direct descendant, but non-relative of the ever famous "oh my freakin cooter!"

The Story:
Pseudocooter came into existence when her existence was confused with that of the aforementioned "oh my freakin cooter!" Pseudocooter is the epitome of Gannon's female population.

Pseudocooter possesses a portion of all that Gannon's females have to offer. She is truly the total package. Ranging from her golden studed belt that accompanies her undersized jeans to her awe inspiring hair extensions, Pseudocooter never fails to impress the power room's occupants upon her entrance.

Pseudocooter's seemingly endless supply of trashy hand bags and totes enspires even the least fashionly "Erieites" to engage in a double-take.

When the director of administration is viewing incoming applications, she sets aside the female applicees.

Gannon's summer orientation event is simply the university's opportunity to "place a name to a face." Ergo, the pseudocooter point scale is put into action. Incoming freshman girls are, at that time, rated on a scale from 0-0.02, in which they are graded against all the characteristics that the true pseudocooter has to offer.

This is the explanation for which all of Gannon's female student enrollment seems to have an inner connectedness of insufficient characteristics which ultimately gives rise to the underlying reality of why Gannon is a horrible place to find a decent girl. Gannon's female population will, at some point, screw over countless decent guys without regard. Grown men cry, teenage pregnancies occur and the pseudocooter's "little sisters" remain as Gannon's fastest growing population.

"Hey guys, did you see the pseudocooter's new hand bag today? She is so trashy!"

"I detest all girls at Gannon! They all just remind me of that freakin pseudocooter girl..."

Pseudocooter by ShoeBaca March 30, 2009