3 definitions by ArtAdams
The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
Also known as "pseudopoo".
Doing a Sudoku puzzle on the toilet at work under the guise of a traditional "on-the-clock" shit.
Doing a Sudoku puzzle on the toilet at work under the guise of a traditional "on-the-clock" shit.
Dal: Dude I just had the sweetest Sudopoo!
Jord: No way! Did you actually finish the puzzle?
Dal: No man, kept getting stuck on number 2.
Jord: Bummer, flush that one eh?
Dal: Yeah, my interest really tapered off.
Jord: No way! Did you actually finish the puzzle?
Dal: No man, kept getting stuck on number 2.
Jord: Bummer, flush that one eh?
Dal: Yeah, my interest really tapered off.
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.
Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.
Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010