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prosse

Similar in function to that of a traditional "posse," the "prosse" is composed of either real 'working girls' or poorly dressed (and likely intoxicated) women who just make it look like they have sex for money.
1. "I hate leaving my office after dark, the prosse across the street moves in and I'm worried someone will drive by and think I'm picking them up!"

2. "Did you see those girls on the dance floor? I'm not sure where that prosse came from, but they're out in full force tonight!"
by djwendo March 10, 2010
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Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
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Insane Seed Posse

an urban myth, or an urban legends, the Insane Seed Posse is said to be a notorious crew of seasoned cannabis " cash croppers ". Who specialize in cropping unique cannabis strains, strictly from seed. Rumored to be made up of former members of the Cannabis Cowboy's (smugglers), Chicago's Underground Express (a high dollar cannabis delivery service), a former high ranking member of the Original Warlocks (a southern biker gang) and several former members of California's " Moss Landing " Crew (smugglers), with possible Mob connections. Areas of operation, rumored to be from New Orleans, to Dallas, to Chicago and as far east as Atlanta. Known convictions: none, as no one will bear witness against them.
by truecrime411 April 16, 2013
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proseanide

OMG - She doesn't shut up ! I've been given a lethal dose of proseanide.

prose - words, cyanide
by RoseAura~ March 29, 2016
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The posse

A bunch of close friends who hang out together & shenanigans always ensue.
Hey, The posse is having a posse party this weekend. You should go, it'll be so much fun!
by Starchylde June 4, 2016
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prodsexual

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual
by ඞgcs March 12, 2021
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purple prose

a term used to describe literature where the writing is unnecessarily flowery. it means that the writer described the situation (or wrote the entire book, passage, etc) using words that are too extravagant for the type of text, or any text at all. basically, over-describing something. with stupid words.
normal writing:
she lay on her bed dreaming.

purple prose:
she lay upon her silken sheets in her ornately embellished robes of satin, her chest ascending and descending easily with every passing second, deep inside the caverns of her subconscious mind.
by dazzlemethis August 11, 2009
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