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prosmessional
Someone who likes to wear a suit, go into a mid range bar/restaurant and talk to the staff like they're trash. This is all despite being trash themselves, cloaked in a suit of lies.
Hey, that guy talks down to me when he orders drinks. He must be quite a professional high flier in the city.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.
prosmessional by JCVRS April 28, 2011
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possessional anchors
She had been divorced for 3 years and glancing around her home, she suddenly became aware of the possessional anchors from a previous life scattered throughout and knew that it was time to discard them and move on.
possessional anchors by crs-w November 1, 2016
spawn of possession
The best tech. death band ever!
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.
spawn of possession by CrissyMonster August 11, 2007
Possessive
Possessive by ebrown13 August 10, 2020
self-possessed
Effortlessly cool(on the surface anyway)and thoughtful, especially in the face of adversity or setbacks; a more ritzy way of describing "composure".
The new waiter Charlie's self-possessed response to the boss's tantrum and finger-pointing quickly established him as one the most powerful employees on the payroll: " The delivery list not having been updated in years is really no one's fault but your own. None of us here were hired to be mindreaders. Sir."
self-possessed by HairBaron February 3, 2010
Read Possession
Dani: "So, did you finish that book today?"
Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
Chris: "Nah, my read possession was ridiculous. I felt I was in control before lunch, but I totally fumbled in the second half. At one point I was browsing Pokémons online!"
Read Possession by killer bee October 25, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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