prophylactics
I need to swing by the Walgreen's to swipe some of them prophylactics before I head over and drop the hammer on that crusty bitch Colleen's ass.
prophylactics by Bill February 12, 2006
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Phophylactic
Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.
Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive
Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative
King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive
Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative
King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
Phophylactic by Beanerous Brokus I July 15, 2006
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prophylactic by Becksta December 27, 1999
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prophylactic by tto005 March 24, 2009
Phophylactic
Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.
Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive
Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative
King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive
Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative
King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
Phophylactic by Beanerous Brokus I July 30, 2008
Prophylactic reservation
My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.
Prophylactic reservation by toddx June 22, 2012
Prophylactic Shock
When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
Prophylactic Shock by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010
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