prophiliac

Someone who can't stop checking someone else's facebook profile.

Come on man, that's like your tenth time checking Lucy's profile this morning, you're turning into a prophiliac!

by NITL September 4, 2010

urophiliac

A person who derives sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet, also an inappropriate word for a spelling bee.

I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult, I became a urophiliac.

by Whythisword September 17, 2020

prophylactic

a condom, rubber, jimmy hat, etc.

Mr. Gravitz put a propylactic on his large member before hittin it with her.

by Becksta December 27, 1999

prophylactic

an odd type of scientific slang. refers to condoms.

"can i get a prophylactic? ...a prophylactic? ahhhhh *whatever*"

by tto005 March 24, 2009

pyrophiliac

One who is aroused by fire and the act of burning things.

"The fire gave frank a raging hardon at the campfire"-Person one
"Yah I think he's a pyrophiliac."

by Eric Swartz November 19, 2007

Prophylactic reservation

A restaurant reservation made as a backup plan when dining with friends with questionable taste.

My friend Sam made dinner plans for us tonight, but I booked a prophylactic reservation at Nopa just in case he chose Denny's.

by toddx June 22, 2012

pyrophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with fire.

"What is Kate doing to that fire place?'

"Shes comiting pyrophilia."

by len B. February 5, 2010