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Proon
Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.
Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.
Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.
Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.
Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!
Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.
Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.
Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.
Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!
Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.
Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
Related Words
proon
Proon is a word that originated in Larkhall Scotland.
A Proon is someone who annoys everyone around them or does something totally stupid.
A person can also be said to "proon it" meaning that they have done something stupid or strange.
A Proon is someone who annoys everyone around them or does something totally stupid.
A person can also be said to "proon it" meaning that they have done something stupid or strange.
1. Someone found spilling bong water on the carpet would be called a proon
2. Someone acting hard and then backing down would be "prooning it"
2. Someone acting hard and then backing down would be "prooning it"
proon by Ross Shearer April 20, 2005
Proon
Shut up you proon
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proon tang
an illmatic duo with rhymes that will make your girl wet.
made up of Elliot "Proon-Styles" McCabe and Will "Wat Is Tang!?!" Bishop-Green
made up of Elliot "Proon-Styles" McCabe and Will "Wat Is Tang!?!" Bishop-Green
proon tang by Proon-Styles June 20, 2007
Proon Juice
Proon Juice by Obsidian April 24, 2005
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