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Definition one (n.): Old woman's vagina.
Combination of Prune and pOON...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..
Alternate spelling-Prune; Poon and pRUNE...yes I know, prune has a 'p' on its own..

Definition two (n.): Oversexed, or prune-like (like the fruit) pussy. (v.): To oversex, to make a pussy look prune-like.

Definition three (v.): To fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Example one: Old Woman
Damn, that's one fine ass proon.

Example two: Old Woman
Guy one: Dude, she's like sixty!
Guy two: Yeah, I have a thing for proon.

Example three: (n.) Oversexed; prune-like pussy.
Random Oversexed Woman: My pussy is sooooo pruned, I can cum on command!

Example four: (v.) To make pussy look prune-like.
Some Guy: I fucked her so hard for so long, that pussy will looked pruned for life.



Example three: Too fuck an old woman, especially in the ass.
Young Woman: You prooned her over prooning me!
Young Man: I'm sorry, yes I prooned her.
Young Woman: But, but...she's a proon!
Old Woman: I may be a proon, but I'm a proon that's getting prooned!
Young Woman: OMGTFBBQ!
Proon by Obsidian April 23, 2005
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Proon is a word that originated in Larkhall Scotland.

A Proon is someone who annoys everyone around them or does something totally stupid.

A person can also be said to "proon it" meaning that they have done something stupid or strange.
1. Someone found spilling bong water on the carpet would be called a proon

2. Someone acting hard and then backing down would be "prooning it"
proon by Ross Shearer April 20, 2005
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An insult, somebody who is not clever
Shut up you proon
Proon by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020
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Are my friend he's such a proon
Proon by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020
a person with a vagina, a penis, a boob, and a pec.
yesterday, i seen this proon... and he was jacking off!
proon. by mallory dskjfs June 15, 2008

proon tang 

an illmatic duo with rhymes that will make your girl wet.
made up of Elliot "Proon-Styles" McCabe and Will "Wat Is Tang!?!" Bishop-Green
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proon tang by Proon-Styles June 20, 2007

Proon Juice 

Proon Juice by Obsidian April 24, 2005
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