pront

(noun) a substitution for the word print, deliberately used to confuse helpdesk musicians.

History: Late Australian, from cryptic communication between Bigfoot and the Lexicon.

Please do not pront to the HP 4050 as the invoices are being pronted.

by ericb November 30, 2004

Pront

When you make an excellent point but the other person makes a better point, and its that feeling that comes afterwards.

I just lost a debate yesterday, I feel so pront right now.

by 556phont4 May 19, 2019

pront nazi

Being nazi about pronting. Usualy associated with the jewish communities many historians believe that being a pront nazi is a means of getting back at nazi germany for the atrocities in the second world war. Experts predict that the damage caused by pront nazis the world over will soon outweigh the damage inflicted by the holocaust. Time will only tell if the rest of the office can print their documents.

Those accounts biatches are pront nazis.

by Office Magyar December 1, 2004

Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Ponthea

A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman

Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary

by pontheaaaaaahhhh March 2, 2019