prong dong
prong dong by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018
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dong pong
a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.
Dong Pong
n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.
Dong Pong by dong pong champ March 25, 2010
dong pong
the proudest and most manly game played on the face of the earth. rolling, tossing, throwing or hurling any and all recreational balls into opponents genitalia with masterful control and pin point accuracy. annihilating, possibly permanently damaging, thwarting, beasting and or rendering your rival, (who was most likeyly asking for it) useless are all results of such an awesome, manmazing and mantacular sport.
Long Dong Ping Pong
Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Long Dong Ping Pong by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
Ding-dong ping-pong
Ding-dong ping-pong by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018
Ding-Dong Ping-Pong
A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
Ding-Dong Ping-Pong by NutmegSals April 13, 2009
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