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Premature Satirisation
Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014
premature exfoliation
premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012
Premature Paculation
When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.
Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets
Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.
Dude: Oh, what's that?
Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.
Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009
Premature Rejectulation
When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.
Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"
Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015
premature redecoration
The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday] decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!
premature redecoration by JaneGordon.com January 1, 2016
Premature Congratulation
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .
Premature Congratulation by CheeseGames June 3, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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