prolactin

A hormone released by the anterior pituitary gland, it is responsible for the creation of milk during nursery of a child.

After having this baby, my body released prolactin.

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Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.

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An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

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Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

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Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

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Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath

He really wishes you hadn’t said that.

“Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe

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"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

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