prolactin

A hormone released by the anterior pituitary gland, it is responsible for the creation of milk during nursery of a child.

After having this baby, my body released prolactin.

prolactin by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013

Prolactin Brain

An insult you call a calm person because prolactin is the chemical in the brain that is released after comedown which makes you calm for a while.

Daniel: Just chill dog.

Cody: Prolactin Brain!

Prolactin Brain by TheUltimateRide June 9, 2011

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

protecting-group-free 

Having any form of sex without a condom

I went protecting-group-free on her last night.

protecting-group-free by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010

Progastinator 

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

Proactive type of person 

Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath

He really wishes you hadn’t said that.

“Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe

Proactive type of person by RafeCameronswife August 13, 2021

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011