profactinating

A form of procrastination whereby you look up random facts on the internet and share them with your friends to pass the time.

"I should've been doing my essay for the last 2 hours, and i'm just sitting here profactinating"

by jern December 5, 2013

Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009

Progastinating

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021

Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.

Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating

by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018

Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Procastinating

Erling

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever

by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021