projack

n. Person who is too stylish. A metrosexual. Also a professional masturbateur.

"That Ryan Seacrest is such a projack!"

by Thundercockeur September 1, 2008

Promacker

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.

I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.

by fourdegreez April 29, 2003

Projaculator

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.

"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."

by itchygoo August 21, 2016

poojack

To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.

I poojacked while I was on the john

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Projaculate

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

propackstinate

Procrastination of packing before a trip.

Having flown 100,000 miles before July 1st, Chris decided to propackstinate before his trip to Hong Kong, because the martinis were calling him.

by chdow August 14, 2010

Prozacky

adj. (PRO-zak-ee) 1. ineffably happy; existing in a chemically-induced state of blissful ignorance. 2. Overmedicated. See Rush Limbaugh.

From the New York Times article "Sweeping the Clouds Away" by Virginia Heffernan, dated November 18, 2007, describing early Sesame Street episodes: "Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky Elmo didn’t exist."

by Wog December 21, 2007