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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

proslackers 

n. Place: ProSlackers, where to find slackers and to slack with the slackers you have foundeded. And as you slack you may also slack some more at the links at proslackers. www.proslackers.com
Let us slack at the home of teh slack, Proslackers dot com !!
proslackers by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Promarker 

Are you high?
-Yeah, I've been sketching and used my Promarkers, they smell soooo goooood
Promarker by Interiorarchitect January 8, 2013

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."