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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

proslackers 

n. Place: ProSlackers, where to find slackers and to slack with the slackers you have foundeded. And as you slack you may also slack some more at the links at proslackers. www.proslackers.com
Let us slack at the home of teh slack, Proslackers dot com !!
proslackers by Kage (Shadow) October 12, 2003

Prackers 

I love deep fried prackers with rice!
Prackers by sapmanie May 19, 2017

Promarker 

Are you high?
-Yeah, I've been sketching and used my Promarkers, they smell soooo goooood
Promarker by Interiorarchitect January 8, 2013

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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