Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.

The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.

Spatial Profiling by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.

Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"

Internet service providings by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009

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Facebook Profiling

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.

John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"

Facebook Profiling by mbocse September 17, 2010

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Felon Profiling

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.

The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.

Felon Profiling by FelonHelper June 2, 2009

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Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!

Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

Penis profiling by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008